Oh goodie. According to the NY Post, "Socialite Paris Hilton is addicted to playing poker after recently being taught the game." Her & her sister Nicky have hosted a poker tournament or two, but I had no idea poor, poor Paris had it so bad. Hilton is quoted as saying, ""I'm obsessed with poker. It's my favorite game now." I wonder if she says "I've got me sisters!" when she gets a pair of queens? (Hilton Sisters is a poker slang term for a pair of ladies). I also wonder how'd she fare against current celeb-turned-female poker pro Jen Tilly...

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