Poker Etiquette, Sopranos Style

So last night 'The Sopranos' returned to HBO, and in honor, the Washington Post printed up 'Sopranos' Star Silvio Dante's Poker Etiquette which is a list of his 'don'ts' to follow, which includes gems like:

DON'T PLAY SLOWLY. Nothing ruins a game faster than one moron who thinks this is quantum physics and needs 20 minutes to do the math. It's not quantum anything. Make a decision and get on with it.

It's very funny, and has some sound advice too. Read the full list of Soprano's etiquette and see how it compares to my list of Poker Etiquette Rules to Live By.